Did you guys hear the one about the gorilla who walks into a bar and orders a cold one? The bartender gives it to him and says, "That'll be 25 dollars." Gorilla pays him, and the bartender says "We don't get many gorillas round these parts." Gorilla says, "I'm not surprised at these prices."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
A hamburger walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender gives it to him. The neutron says "How much I owe you?" Bartender says "For you, no charge."
Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop."
A hamburger walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender gives it to him. The neutron says "How much I owe you?" Bartender says "For you, no charge."
Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop."
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