Charlene

Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene,
Sign me up with ROI, let's do.
Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene,
Sign me up, I want to be like you.

Your website is a sheer delight
Your words of wisdom light the night
I love the ads that twinkle so serene.
Every time I fire you up
Your thoughts are coffee in my cup
I want to be just like you, Charlene.

I dream about your website, dear,
In my sleep your voice I hear--
I only want to be like you, Charlene.

It's hard for me to understand
How ninety-nine dollars in my hand
Could make me famous just like you, Charlene.


Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene,
Sign me up with ROI, let's do.
Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene,
Sign me up, I want to be like you.

By day you work at the truck stop
serving folks their soda pop
At night you are website star.

Thank you Charlene for your tip
It's time for me to shut my lip
and call those folks at ROI, Charlene.


Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene,
Sign me up with ROI, let's do.
Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charlene,
Sign me up, I want to be like you.